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The_Milagro
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Jantjes vader de plaatselijke beenhouwer besloop na de 13 geprobeerde hopeloos vergeefse pogingen om luie Jantje een mooier beroep dan slagerstiel aan te laten aanleren hem toch maar op te leiden in de beenhouwerij .Op het einde van een eerste ronleiding door het slagerswerkhuis zegt Jantjes vader "Jantje ,dit is een machine waar je als je er bovenaan een gans varken in steekt er onderaan worsten uit komen . Jantje denkt even en vraagt "papa ,als ik de rollen nu omdraai en er onderaan veel worst in steek komt er dan een heel varken uit ????
De vader laat een zucht en antwoord " nee dat lukt alleen bij je moeder "
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ManMonster
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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Movie mash-ups:
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The_Milagro
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkPNa4DBFHI
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Wizz-Art
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I love dogs 
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Nick_SN
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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mwoah.. 
weet niet of deze al gepost was, maar hoe vaak ik hem ook zie, ik blijf stuk gaan: Beste Keyboard-cat Video Ooit
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.”
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”
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The_Milagro
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Die motor en die laatste, geniaal 
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Nick_SN
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Dat eerste plaatje en die strip vind ik dan weer geniaal
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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| nick_sn wrote: | | Dat eerste plaatje en die strip vind ik dan weer geniaal |
Ik ook! En die met het laatste avondmaal is ook leuk.
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Make up is Scary Seriously, om in de woorden van Pindarots te treden, ik zou ze niet uit bed trappen mét of zonder make up
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The_Milagro
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| Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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mwoah..
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En deze dan:
Ask A Ninja vs. Mythbusters met Jamie als robot xD
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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ok die is best grappig
btw dit plaatje blijft humor
die kop xD
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